I like it when you flex like that.

I love movies and chocolate. It’s a wondrous combination. I think chocolate is best paired with movies with sexual innuendos, because it’s kind of like engaging in solo foreplay. Like, chocolate is a sex food, right? But I don’t do that ok. I so love chocolate. So much that I don’t want to eat them, but preserve the precious bar and savour every creamy morsel. I remember once I just licked the chocolate bar with the wrapping still intact, relishing the taste through chocolate diffusion or something. Normally I classify dark chocolate as inferior confectionary to milk chocolate due to the awful bitter aftertaste. But during movies I prefer dark chocolate slightly more to milk chocolate, just a little quirk. During movies I like my chocolate black, just like how I like my men.

Why do people like popcorn during movies? I like popcorn for breakfast. But during movies it’s dark and the puffy white stuff just scatter everywhere and you can’t see if you’re eating an unexploded corn kernel and crack your teeth and grimace painfully. Chocolate is so much easier. Just peel back the wrapper to expose cloying sweetness. Neat too. Popcorn isn’t good for eating in the dark; it’s just good for having mini food wars because it’s almost guaranteed that you can’t finish the whole bucket in a single sitting, so you might as well do something useful with it like throwing it in someone’s perfectly-styled hair.

If you haven’t tried chocolate + movies then you should, especially if you’re sad and single and boring and sadly, ugly because that may be the closest you’ll ever get to an orgasm.

Gonna hit the hay. Using computer for 2 hours + hairband pressing painfully at temples = self-induced pounding headache.