*grabs your ear* LISTEN UP DORK! I am fucking tired of this mediocre life. Tomorrow I will change and you will see me in the Olympics going for the mile run in 5-inch stilettos. I will enter the Singapore Idol auditions and sing very loudly and very badly to Joni Mitchell's Big Yellow Taxi. I will hack into the school's cockpit system, erase all the information, re-insert everyone's name as YangWei and I will write in huge letters on the office doors: Yiting did it. I will score a date with some random guy at Zouk. And I shall shave my head bald with a little tuft behind and don zebra print to school everyday from now onwards.