Wednesday, August 13, 2008
Λατρεύω τους Ολυμπιακούς Αγώνες.
BEWARE!! Above's code to a secret message to be transmitted to terrosists currently hiding in Afghanistan. (Of course they will get the message my blog is bloody famous in Afghanistian you know.) It's to tell them to slip something druggie into the Chinese Olympics Team's drinks so that they will be tested positive of doping and banned from all future Games unless they run around their Bird's Nest Stadium three times with only a poncho on.
K lah it's wasting my time. The fancy title just means I love the Olympics. In Greek. Olympics originated from Greece mah.
You love the Olympics too don't you? Huh don't you huh huh don't you? Who doesn't. LOL yesterday the tv was showing the Olympics and my sister and I were watching then my mother tell us to off tv cuz we're going out to eat. Then we tell her to hep us to 打包. Then she was like damn pissed. Hey the Olympics come and go only ONCE EVERY 4 YEARS! You'd be mad not to be chasing after every game! And what the hell yesterday my aunt's husband just came to Singapore?! Crazy or what with the Games going on in China and you come flowing back the opposite way to Singapore?!
Anyway, stupid channels they broadcasted fencing FINALS and gymnastics at the same time. Then I was trying frantically to switch between two channels fast enough to catch every move. Fencing rocks. The challenger for men's fencing finals from China was this hunk but his name makes me go LOL. Zhong Man. Everytime I hear it I will think of 中Man. In other words medium sized man. Not really funny but when the commentor says "And the point goes to Zhong Man!" then I will double up. But WTF HE WON! I wanted Nicholas Lopez from France to win. Oh whatever at least he's dashing.
Freaking why are almost all the gorgeous men in gymnastics(except for Yang Wei)? Especially this French guy Hamilton Sabot.
Here. K maybe he doesn't look very nice in the website but he's like melting hot on tv.
Enough of Olympics. USA is going to win this year no matter what or if not, they WILL at the 2012 London Olympics. By then let's hope China realises what "Chicken without sexual life" really means.
Argh I suddenly want to watch the Fifa World Cup so much. I miss Miroslav Klose.
Fuck I hate all people in yellow polos and geeky high-waisted overwashed dog-eared jeans. Yesterday a man donned in this horrible manner walked past me and turned to look back. I thought he was looking at my band uniform which was dangling from my arm. After that he was like walking around 5 metres in front of me. Then he STILL KEEP ON TURNING BACK! And no offence okay but his face and expression just give me the feeling that he's mentally retarded or something. No seriously. I'm not typing this because I want to insult him(k partly lah who ask him so freaky) but then his eyes are like blur and glazed over and looking into halfway into somewhere distant and halfway at me. SCARY OKAY! So to avoid him I slowed down until I came to a void deck and I couldn't see him anymore. Then after a while hell he appeared in front again! And he was like pretending to tie his shoelaces and when I got there he just happen to tie finish. Idiot man. Don't go freaking out people like that can! I slowed down my pace again and he just keep on looking back. Somemore not from the corner of his eye but turning his whole head around. CAN BE MORE DISCREET OR NOT?! In the end I was just so angry I just kept glaring at him and he finally went away. One point to Moxbury. *Shows her two fingers V.*
Wednesday, August 13, 2008