Thursday, July 31, 2008
Shall post in singlish today.
TaDah she's done it again! Told her I wanted oranges but she brought back sour grapefruits.
According to my clock it's 8.58 pm and my dad is still rumaging through the fridge searching for what to cook.
Today Slacker Liang and Bunny Ling bored me all stupid.
Some things I suspect and think about teachers.
1) Mdm Leong is a reincarnation of QinShiHuang.
2) Ms Yeo is 1984's Miss Universe.
3) Mdm Surin received her trolley as a reward from agreeing to teach Physics.(I'm a Bio person~)
4) Mr Ling is the descendant of a colony of rabbits.
4) Ms Nornie lives in PaSEH PannJANNG.
5) Mr Adrian Tan should be the worldwide advertiser for kobe beef and Israel's cherry tomatoes.
6) Ms Chien suffers from speech defiency and menopause, as seen from her mood swings and incoherent loud rumbling.
[Just found out that I live near her. What a nightmare.]
7) Ms Goh in her spectacles looks cute just like a fresh university graduate (^^)
8) Mrs Blim should gain some weight in case Ms Garfield Ong crashes into the school someday weilding a chopper.
9) Mr Nicholas Liu is from China.
10) Ms Kee has removed her voicebox and therefore speaks monotonously.
11) Mrs Lim Lye Sim is overly enthusiastic and the way she talks just gives me goosebumps.
12) Mr B Tan is exceedingly lame and should get a second opinion on his jokes.
13) Ms Jesse Lim replaced her own eyeballs with a goldfish's.
14) Ms Nornie is a 自恋狂.
Thursday, July 31, 2008