DETAILS, DETAILS
UPDATE: Currently having a life crisis. But no worries, because tetris cures everything. MATERIAL POSSESSIONS AREN'T IMPORTANT TO ME, ALL THAT MATTERS IS TETRIS.
PRACTISE SAFE SEX.
Monday, May 5, 2008
Ugh I think I'm infected by a disease called no-life-vitis. I was feeling really bored yesterday and guess what I did? I Logged Into Neopets. The ultimate no-life thing to do. There was so much stuff for me to do and out of all of them I chose to log into Neopets. UGH I FEEL SO ASHAMED. And I played all the lame games there like faerie bubbles, jelly blobs of doom and hassee bounce. UGHH!!
I still read Horrible History. They're interesting kay? Better than reading all those self-help books. Why is he/she always shunned/ignored? Because he/she reads self-help books. I read about the Groovy (ancient) Greeks. Groovy.
Imagination:
I am in the great hall surrounded by slaves who are bowed down with noses touching their ground. Dressed in silk and damask studded with precious stones, I toyed with my fingers the long strands of top-quality pearls trailing from my ear lobes. The room was magnificently decorated with rich cloth hanging from the ceiling. Servants were in one line and with each of them was a plate of jewels pending my approval, goods ones kept, others discarded like garbage. As I laid there leisurely savouring wine out of a golden goblet, my favourite personal maid (on her knees) announced, "Your Highness, I've just peeled you another grape."
Excuse me. That was absurb. Now I'll do something more useful such as checking the Neopoints balance in my Neopets account.
Footnote: no-life-vitis in highly infectious.
Monday, May 05, 2008