SEIZURE.


Don't ask me what's with the colours, this is just a temporary blogskin .

UPDATE: Currently having a life crisis. But no worries, because tetris cures everything. MATERIAL POSSESSIONS AREN'T IMPORTANT TO ME, ALL THAT MATTERS IS TETRIS.

PRACTISE SAFE SEX.

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刘谦! Potential Future Husband

CHRISTIAN SIRIANO'S MYSPACE!!

Wondertwins Belvia & Kangli

Cailing (HCL?)

Self-proclaimed ShuaiGe Chong Ee

Felicia Felicis

Mrs Cesc Fabregas herself.

Joy in your heart

Magdelene Q

smart aleck Min Quan

Pearly Pearlie

QiaoRu Doraemon-mad

Pretty Qihui

aaand Qihui's blogshop!

Sockie SeeHwee

Nanako

Unstable Siqi

Pretty Vernis

aaand Vernis' blogshop!

WeiSiang GL

xDjM

XinHui

Eu Yan Ting(Sang)

Where I waste my Monday and Thursday afternoons on.


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I finished a whole pack of peanut nougats myself today. Washed down with loads of soda(burp). Seriously going on herbivorous diet tomorrow. All that green stuff. I must stop eating sugar! I think my sugar consumption alone takes up at least 10% of my family's monthly grocery bill. My sister's immense love for all soy products takes up another 10%. Around 40% goes to buying fish and the rest, vegetables and miscellaneous. My mum also loves all those weird herbal berbal stuff. Like how she's drinking some weird rose tea out of the spindly tea-cup now. My idea of a comfort drink on a rainy night is warm black coffee in a sturdy mug with extra sugar, not some mild tea with fussy petals floating on top in a fragile cup.


Anyway, my family's going to my parents' friend's house tomorrow. On Chinese New Years or Christmases, all we've EVER VISITED is them. Like, we've ONLY been to their house, no one else's, because all my family's relatives are in China. It's gotten really boring now going there annually, so everytime a visit crops up, I'll make up some excuse not to go or, if they're coming over, I'll make up some excuse to get myself out of the house for the whole day.








Excuses I've used so far which were all not true:
Going shopping with Anyang
Going swimming with my friends
Going to my teacher's house to celebrate her birthday
Going to the library to do project
Going to band practice




Wriggled out of so many visits, dunno how long I can keep it up. I suppose I should go at least once in a while, for manners' sake. But tomorrow I'm going to the library to do CIP with Maggie and have dinner together afterwards, so, WHATEVER! I always feel bored when I go over. Like all they do is to discuss their extensive wine collection and their son's lousy results. I remember I used to have a crush on him when I was really young(7 years old I guess, we've been visiting the same and only family since I wasn't even born yet till now, can you say pathetic?) because he was really fun and spontaneous. I used to race him around the void deck(and lose spectacularly) and laugh and joke with him and everything. Now that he's older(20 I think?) he looks kinda handsome I suppose but all the fun's been lost now that we've matured. Don't like him anymore(AND he's TAN yucks! Not like my gorgeous porcelain Nickel~). We no longer talk, at all. When they come over, he goes down to the court to play basketball. When we go over, I don't even go lol. Even when I do go, I sit on the sofa politely with my legs crossed and hands folded like how they take the class photograph with my most demure smile and pretend to listen to the adults' conversation with an sincerely interested look on my face while actually daydreaming about what I could eat from the fridge if I were at home. Sheesh I feel like Garfield. Once, his mum commented on how I dress too mature for my age (that was when I was Sec 2) and I looked cross and rolled my eyes at her. Think I've left a bad impression of myself on their whole family. But seriously I don't know what was wrong with me during my lower secondary years. Think I was sooooo excited about entering my teenage years, I tried too hard to look grown-up and ended up looking like a cheap prostitute(my firm opinion). I even wore lipgloss to school one day during Sec 1, which Magdelene declared as gross hahaha! Luckily I'm more relaxed now and can laugh about it. I was SOOO super self-concious about myself previously. Any negative comment about me, no matter how insignificant, and major paranoia kicks in.


Ok whatev enough of my details, going to sleep, it's 0330 in the morning! Night, sweeties~

Why's everyone harping on New Moon these days? Some fans aren't even real, they just jump on the Twilight bandwagon because everyone's doing so. The whole Twilight series to me is just...a never-ending saga of deluded crap. Like, vampires? You can't get more unrealistic than that. Edward is so act cool. Love Kristen Stewart though! Gorgeous hair!


2012 is also gay.


So the only movie I've been liking recently is Hua Mu Lan!

They Do This Just to Make Adult Men Freak Out
Four-year-old girl #1, waving barbie doll: Sex!
Four-year-old girl #2: Sex!
Both girls, happily: Sex! Sex! Sex! Sex!


--G Train


Overheard by: Sunny
via Overheard in New York, Dec 11, 2009

I'm still thinking about the gynaecologist. I can't name him in case someone puts it on STOMP and he gets all the bad publicity, so from now on I'll refer to him as Mister Fine And Dandy.


Lol just showed YT and Felicia his picture. Think they just cracked a few ribs. But he's really nice! Omg so sorry MFAD I can't think of anything except the generic "nice" to describe you. But that's what you are! And you're sensitive, understanding, mature blah blah too many good qualities.


Can't believe I'm writing this about someone's husband.


I hate age barriers! Why's he fifty and I fifteen. HOW TO BE TOGETHER(even if he's single)??


I want to lead a normal life with him. I want to go to the beach and link arms and walk happily with my head on his shoulder. I want to get ice creams with him and spoon-feed him. I want to go shopping with him for new ties and cufflinks. But all's so impossible!






Going to cry my heart out.

FROM OVERHEARD IN NEW YORK:




Everybody's Saved. Now Could Somebody Buy Me Breakfast?


Uptight middle-aged evangelist woman: You are all sinners. Jesus Christ is coming and you are all going to be condemned to hell.
Toothless eighty-year-old hobo: I'm Jesus.
Uptight middle-aged evangelist woman: Jesus is coming and you all will be dining with Satan.
Toothless eighty-year-old hobo: I'm already here. I'm Jesus.
Uptight middle-aged evangelist woman: No you aren't.
Toothless eighty-year-old hobo: I'm telling you, I'm Jesus. How do you know I'm not Jesus?
NYU hipster: My lord! You have returned!


--6 Train

Open House was uneventful. Ate 2 boxes of the packed lunch. Departed to Jurong Library alone. Read magazines until 4pm. Took bus back to Clementi. Got caught in the rain. Couldn't go home for one hour.





On blah days like this I wish I could just turn into a pack of char mee and get eaten up. Or something more sophisticated, like Tortellini with Peas and Prosciutto.







Ok I thought of the above paragragh while mulling over the whole day in the bus. The rain pounding on the windows dull my thoughts immensely. So I was thinking, what would I look like if I were a dish? Would I be tasty? On confident days I can be top-notch bouillabaisse. When I'm tame I'll be Mum's home-cooked lor mee. When I'm sad I can be heart-warming chicken soup. When I'm bored I'll turn into plain old char siew pau. When I'm coy, there's always dark chocolate truffles drizzled with rum? I'll be thick creamy cheecake when I'm feeling rich.

I'm stuck! I can't stop thinking of my gynae! To do him justice, he's 40+, and uh just quite average looking, like your typical old doctor. But he's really patient and answers my stupid questions, like when I asked why the ultrasound scan is black and white on screen. He's also gentle and, just, I CAN'T PUT IT IN WORDS!! I get those warm fuzzy feelings when I think about him, similar to love I suppose????!! Hope he's married, so I can forget him. But I have another appointment with him soon! HOW??!


FUCK IT.

Saw a gynaecologist at KK's Hospital last friday. Seriously down with doctor fetish now. LOVE LOVE LOVE everyone of them!!
 
List of doctors I saw this year:
Nicholas Lim from Clementi Polyclinic
Skin consultant(forgot his name T.T) from National Skin Centre(He has the most gorgeous pair of hands; SOFT AND WHITE AND SUPER-SMOOTH)
Gynaecologist from KK Hospital(astonishingly blue eyes, but strangely he's Asian)
 
 
I don't even feel uncomfortable when the gynae examines me, feels kinda all right. Some people say they feel violated =.= zz but lol I don't know why I'm fine with it. It's ticklish!
 
After reading the above sentence, I have come to the painful conclusion that I'm not gay, but sick.

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you asked why I'm so self-sacrificial. WHY!! BECAUSE IT'S JUST THE RIGHT THING TO DO IN SUCH A STATE! IT'S NOT ROCKET SCIENCE! IF I DON'T DO IT I'LL FEEL GUILTY ALL WEEK AND MOODY AND BROODY AND RETALIATE BY STUFFING MYSELF EVEN THOUGH I JUST HAD LAOBEIJING YESTERDAY AND GAIN ANOTHER 5 POUNDS AND I DON'T WANT TO BECOME SO FAT SO I JUST DID THE RIGHT THING OK!! ANY MORE HALF-WITTED ANNOYING QUESTIONS? >:(







I had lunch with Sylvia! Wow now then to count back, I didn't have lunch with Sylvia SiQi Pearlie ChongEe WeiSiang for so long! Ok waiting for band camp! Then can have lunch together YAY LMAO!! Ok I love Subway cookies!! Sylvia wanted LJs but she saw Sherry in the restaurant and got freaked out HAHAHAHAHA!! Mm think I'll freak out too if I suddenly saw Cecilina Ena Gen or Stickman Yu Xuan. So I bought cookies from Subway and sat there to eat while waiting for her to pack her lunch from Lj's to Subway. So slow!! Down to only one cookie when she came! HAHAHAHAHA THEN THE SUBWAY WAITRESS CAME TO CLEAR TABLES AND SAW SYLVIA EATING LJS IN SUBWAY AND she ignored her!! Fun ruined! If I'm the waitress I'll ask her to leave then I'll(in real life) force her to sit with Sherry HAH!! OH YES YES today while I was eating takoyaki I kept laughing cos I'm looking at Sylvia then I imagined she's the subway cookie and the takoyaki HAHAHAHA!!






TADAA~~













HAHAHAHAHAHAHA ok stop.










I dunno how's SiQi...






Ok now I have something to say to SiQi but I have a feeling that if I actually say it out I'll forget everything I want to say, so I'll type it out:






Dear SiQi,






OMGZ SIQI!!!!! YOU NEED TO UNWIND!!! Everytime I look at you in band when you are in one of those dilemma-ish situations involving KT JJ ZN JH, you look like you're so frustrated and your voice sounds all wobbly. And THEN, I'll be in a dilemma =.= . I won't know what to do when I'm in your shoes. I think you're really Superwoman! Like Hilary Clinton! If I were you I'd really have resigned from SL long ago! You can carry the load for so long! So keep it going, don't give up! Else all your past efforts will be wasted!! Really very happy to have you as my SL!! To you:













Picked turquoise cos it matches your blogskin!! Wow this is the 2nd time I'm typing your name is glitter text!

WOO WATCHED MORE 北京世界魔术大会 2009 AGAIN TODAY!! THERE'S REALLY LOADS OF TALENT AT THE COMPETITON!! Unearthed a Korean magician today(yay!). He's cute but too typical, like the typical korean actor face. But he specialises in 近景魔术 as well(WOO LIUQIAN!) and his performance is flawlessly perfect(waste words). He really stands out becuase he's not the boring pick-a-card type. He performed with fishes! So creative! AND HIS NAME IS CHARMING CHOI OMG LOL!! GO WATCH!! If you don't your whole life is wasted. Oh and skip the part with all the talking in front.

I'VE WATCHED SEVEN MORE(THAT'S THIRTEEN IN TOTAL WTH) VIDEOS TODAY AND STILL HAVE NOT FOUND KING LIU QIAN!! GETTING MORE IRRITATED!

WOO I FOUND THE 北京世界魔术大会 2009 ON YOUTUBE!! All the Caucasian magicians are soo cool(especially this Russian)!! Their fingers seem to be made of rubber and are SO nimble. They twist and they turn and they snap and they WHOOSH make things disappear. I WANT FINGERS LIKE THAT! China is act cool, but good nevertheless as they took part in every segment, including 近景魔术(Liu Qian's expertise ^.^). ZZ one of China's tricks was already broadcasted in America's Got Talent =.= . I'VE WATCHED SIX VIDEOS AND HAVE NOT SEEN LIU QIAN'S ACT!! GETTING VERY IRRITATED NOW!!

45321896843218735 MY AUNT JUST TOLD ME THERE'S AN INTERNATIONAL MAGICIANS' CONVENTION/COMPETITION TAKING PART IN CHINA RIGHT NOW AND LIU QIAN IS IN AND I CAN'T WATCH COS I DON'T HAVE CCTV 3!! BLOODIED!!

Lol, a bit late. BUT I LOVE SINGAPORE! During SS last thursday Mrs Chng (WOO I LOVE HER TOO) was talking to us about Singapore's issues and FIRST TIME EVER(I SWEAR) I was paying attention because it was ALL SO INTERESTING! Didn't know at all that Singapore was so accomplished! I'M VERY PROUD TO BE A SINGAPOREAN NOW!! Thank you Mr. Lee Kuan Yew and all the other successful ministers in our brilliant government! You have our best interests at heart! Thank you!!

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MY SISTER IS A BITCH I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I'M BOTHERING TO TRY AND BE NICE TO HER WTF ALWAYS SAY THINGS AND DON'T DO THEM IN THE END AND I CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT DON'T WANT TO DO THEN WHY NOT JUST SHUT YOUR MOUTH ON YOUR UGLY FACE UP CAN'T STAND HER CAN'T WAIT TO GET MY OWN HOUSE WITHOUT HER NEXT TIME.




This post is so useless, but she SUCKS anyway. YOU TRY SURVIVING A DAY WITHOUT FEELING FRUSTRATED ANGRY IRRITATED WITH HER.

Today it's July 31st so it's Harry Potter's birthday! BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY, it's also my sister's birthday! So Happy Big One-Four!! Sorry for always being so mean hor! ..sounds so insincere..but it's not!

Wow her friends really can bake. The cookies they made (albeit really ugly) taste like the Subway double chocolates! WTH! Lol why did I eat other people's birthday cookies..HAIZ SHE OFFERED ME! Asked her to get the recipe from her friend haha maybe I'll bake next time! Oh Joy soo can bake too! Her gooey brownies are on my list of what-I-can-eat-for-the-rest-of-my-life food items. Er, and my sis got a bigass bar of Toblerone, packets of Skittles, Cadbury Black Forest, nougats with cashews, Yupi gummies and other whatnots. WTF ALL THE FAT THE CHOLESTEROL AND SUGAR!

I'm super health-concious now(close brush with cancer, what d'you expect) and Anyang totally agrees with me!! We're going to apply sunscreen every 2 hours to prevent skin cancer(she actually disagrees with this point but I don't care, going to smother her with it anyway). We're going to eat loads tons of fruits everyday. We're going to drink at least 5 glasses of water everyday(slowly build up to 8 glasses). But both of us can't be bothered to move our lazy bums to excercise HAHA!!

This whole week is wack! Hate Xu Lao Shi to the core man! Gay and still must flaunt your English. Soft and tender! And why always the subtle hint of degradingness(using the meaning)?

ZZ I think our band's gonna collapse. Hope choir collapses first LOLMAO! Opps so teensy.

WOOHOO I'M SO VERRY VERRY HAPPY NOW!! I MOST LIKELY DON'T HAVE CANCER!!! Haha I know, sounds ridiculous but I do have the symptoms okay!

Scaly red patches
Sores that refuse to heal for more than two weeks
Sores that ooze liquid(mega YUCKS) and turn crusty

But I went to Clementi Polyclinic and they referred me to a specialist in NUH so I'll have to go there too.

Skipping to main point. The doctor I saw was CHARMING! So gentlemanly! Originally I was supposed to consult the doctor in Room 13 and when she came out for a bit, I saw her and was like, "..." She was gabbering in don't know Hokkien or Teochew or Cantonese or Tamil, LOUDLY, like unprofessional hairdressers chatting on the phone while cutting hair or marketplace aunties who sell vegetables gossipping. "Ah Suan, today the fish not very fresh leh! Give discount hor!" (Not saying the mentioned languages are unprofessional lah of course.)

But as luck would have it, a nurse came and referred me to Room 11 instead and when I entered I was again, "...", but this time it was swooning. Seated behind the desk was a 29 to at most 35 years old male doctor smiling at me! I registered his twinkling eyes behind rimless glasses, glossy slightly gelled hair, flawless skin stretched over high cheekbones and clean white lab coat. (ZZZ HOW COME SOUND LIKE MR LING? =.=) FULL 100% ADOLESCENT CRUSH ALERT! Looks like husband-material. So I dumped my stuff on the bed he gestured to(HE GESTURED TO A BED!) and skipped happily to the chair beside him. WTF WHY MUST MY SKIN LOOK LIKE THAT AT THIS POINT OF TIME! Thoroughly enjoyed the whole consultation. He has impeccable manners and a smooth smoooooth voice, not fruity or unctuous, just sincere. AND THEN, I saw his name tag. Nicholas Lim Sheng Yang. TOTALLY RUINED!

HAHA LIKE MY ANTI-CLIMAX?

I feel so guilty now treating my mother so badly. I always (on purpose) piss her off or ignore her simply because I feel like it. Now I'm making her worried over something else due to my own ignorance and negligence. She works so hard to provide for us. Her life is so stressful. At 40+ years now she should be enjoying life. But she's still running like mad after me. Feel like crying now.

Help I think my mum is going mad! Okay first when I came home from FPSP today she was already back home(early). Then I went to untie my hair and my sister told me, "The terrapin died today." And I was like, "Wow finally, must be because of my good luck." And my sister said, "Shhh!" And I was like, "Whatever," before going to wash all the powder off.

When I came outta the bathroom my mum was sobbing and talking about how the terrapin could have lived to a hundred years old blah blah and how we didn't take care of it =.= Inside, I was totally WTF??! but I didn't give a hoot and went to get some honey water. When I was back she was licking some white powder off a piece of paper! WTF IS SHE DOING CRACK?! But discovered later that it's cereal whew.

GAWD I AM TOTALLY OBSESSED WITH NICKEL! EVERYDAY I MUST FIND SOMEONE TO RANT TO ABOUT HIM! Usually Felicia. Now I have Sinyee! Nickel's mine mine mine! So I'm not going to post a picture of him cos he's mine! His adorableness is all for me to enjoy! *clutches face and starts screaming* He makes me more obsessed with makeup and style and fashion as well. And he's still mine!

Okay I know what you're thinking. You're thinking: this bitch is bitching like so typically a bimbo about some guy and acts like she's a style/makeup expert talking like that. All of this is irrelevant to me so I'm gonna stop wasting my time reading now.

SO WHAT! THIS BLOG IS STILL MY RANTING GROUND SO I POST WHATEVER I FEEL LIKE! TO READ OR NOT IS UP TO YOU!

Haha why am I taking it out on people HAHAHAHA LOL!!

Oh I don't like my new seating arrangement!! (T.T) All the dust, noise and heat is concentrated over there at the right! Plus I WAS WITH FELICIA AT THE OLD SEAT CAN!! At least Nicholas was funny at the old seat too, now nobody to make me laugh except for WeiSiang during band. HOW?

Heehee kept bugging XiaoTong to tell me what's life like in America SORRY. (>.<) I want to tour New York and London later in life! Before I'm 25 preferably, so I'll still look young and gorgeous and fit into the crowd SO THERE!

ZZ Joy and Pearlie didn't come for band today SO BORING!! WeiSiang's hair is really really okay lor, not too bad, pur-lease how was my hair when I was in Sec One? I'm a girl and I looked like KahHang! Everyone has bad hair phases lah. Hopefully it will pass soon =)

OH YES YES HAHA MUST COMMENT ON FELIX! HAHA WTHECK I think he's just acting when he conducts! "The band needs more air." "The band is sounding better." Think he just made all that stuff up HAHA!! Act pro! All right but overall...hmmm...he's still a really good student conducter. Good pose.

OMG I FOUND OUT SINGAPORE CHANGI AIRPORT SELLS MAC MAKEUP(a little bit cheaper)! I MUST MUST MUST GET PORCELAIN PINK MINERALIZE SKINFINISH BECAUSE NICKEL RECOMMENDED IT! AND DEEP BLUE GREEN PIGMENT BECAUSE HE RECOMMENDED IT TOO!!

I dislike Nickel a wee bit now because he's so gorgeous so perfect so flawless so beautiful he makes me feel insecure. But he's still my idol!!!

I feel really zi bei now. I know it sounds like whining, like a joke but I AM SO SERIOUS. Why are there people like Nickel and people like me on Earth? His life is appears to be SOOOO carefree. The more I watch his videos and more I feel like, just giving up, on life, on everything. All he (seems to be) doing all day is just collecting really expensive clothes, collecting really expensive makeup, doing makeup, partying. Nothing to worry about at all. And I still don't have the faintest idea on what Coasts in Geography is about despite next week's class test. See the difference? Studying really puts me off at times. Usually before I crack a book I already feel like throwing it down and playing. I only persevere because I want to have a successful and fun career in future and not become a hobo. And to make money and live a comfortable life of course. I shudder to think of myself 15 years later at 30 years old being a housewife and in ratty tees and shorts and living in a standard 3-room HDB. So not flattering or fun. It feels like my whole life is wasted. I want to be like Nickel, carefree with nothing of that sort to bother me at all. The more I mull over it the more glum I become.

Sigh why am I thinking about such things.

Wow having a fever is reeeally as hellish as it can get.

-39.6 degrees
-mucousy(sp?) coughs
-painful sore throat
-severe dizziness(not sure for all)
-TOTALLY UN-GET-RID-ABLE BLOCKED NOSE
-feeling hot and cold all over
-having to drink herbal-berbal shit
-bitter tablets
-VOMITING
-frequent breakouts in cold sweat
-loss of appetite

Anyway, short description:

My matted hair fell in strands around my face, having not been washed in like, two days. I can't even go to the kitchen fast enough to make a sandwich before dizziness hits me on the head like a hammer. BOING. So of course my hair, you know. My knuckles are white and shaking from clutching the basin(I know, so typically essayish but true) for vomiting in. Two oranges and a slice of bread have gone down the sewers, just like that. I look up at the mirror. Somewhat pale face. Check. Yellowish vomit at mouth corners. Check. Unwashed, greasy hair. Check. Wish the class could see me now.

But now I'm back to normal! Back to school just as hyper as I ever was! Back with Min Quan and Meng Mei(haha suddenly this just popped up in my mind=.=) ok Meng Ting today! Usual messy-but-at-least-clean hair. Check. No vomit at mouth. Check. Usual badly-applied makeup. Check. Back to normal!

BUAHAHA I HAVE ANALYSED ALL MY MAKEUP AND CONCLUDED THAT THE POWDER IS THE ROOT OF THE PROBLEM! I WILL SAVE UP AND GET THE Za FOUNDATION(which AnYang gave me and I was previously using until it cracked in my bag [SO ANGRY])!

Chem SPA was grrreat today but I can't stand the male inspector. His demeanour and dressing and just about head-to-toe reminds me of a zha pian ji tuan person in disguise. And he hovers at my desk like a hawk, spying and ready to report to Jesse Lim the slightest mistake I make(and I did make a stupid one). Like a fly I'm longing to swat. I can imagine heating some acid in a test tube and pointing it at him and it will start to boil and the acid will sputter out in one graceful arch and hit him squarely in the eye. I will act all shocked and apologise profusely while he cries out in agony. I will accidently-on-purpose grab a bottle of acid instead of water and on the pretext of washing his eye, dump it on his face.

Please imagine.

I want a British accent! Can't tell the difference between a British and American one but I want a British accent!

I need a new bag!

I have to change my temporary blogskin!

I'm going to eat dinnner! Bye!

Michael Jackson, I know I'm not a great fan of yours but why is it that I'm affected by your death? I mean after I heard Heal the World my tears start falling and I regret that I've never got interested in knowing you specially, appreciating your music. And now you're gone. You will never make another album full of Top 10 singles. But I know your music will live forever. 1000 years later, people will still be listening to Thriller and doing the moonwalk.

Therefore, goodbye.

Mixed feelings.

1) ANGRY. In my mind: discontent(absolutely), unhappiness(every minute), wrath(most of the time), but I am rarely this DOWNRIGHT PISSED OFF! 那个反胃口的人/A/Whatever!

2) IMPATIENT. Can't wait for band to start again! Why was it cancelled due to H1N1?? (T.T) START START START! Welfare please buy cookies I will help to polish off everything! (^^)

3) ANXIOUS. The homework! The load! The concrete bricks on my brain!

4) INDIFERENT. Heck care, as always.



Camp:
-WeiSiang said Chief Eunice has thunder thighs.
-I dropped this whole chunk of agar on myself during lunch on Day 1. Did anyone notice?
-9 slices of watermelon went down my gullet during Day 1 dinner.
-The high elements briefer is pretty big down there.
-SinZhi and Apple are cute.
-Winston is 21 years old.
-Elaine has pretty nails.
-[A] gets on my nerves.

OMG. My mother smashed someone's car backscreen.

Details, maybe next time.

MY VERY BELOVED GRANDFATHER!

MY VERY BELOVED GRANDMOTHER!

THE VERY FAIL ME!

DON'T JUDGE ME COS I LOOK BETTER NOW!

What the my sister occupies the phone 24/7 and her voice is so NOT music to my ears.


AnYang get back here from China soon and get me my makeup palette!!

Will try to give a blow-by-blow account full of details in this entry.

NHSB 3rd Annual Band Investiture or handover(haha I did say details) was yesterday. Woke up at FREAKING 0530 in the morning, brushed teeth makeup do hair get dressed breakfast blah blah the usual routine and hurried to Ananas Cafe, reached at 0650(handover only starts at 9) so that percussion can choose last-minute gifts for SeeHwee and Benedict AND GET THIS: ONLY ONE OTHER PERSON(SIQI haha section leader) TURNED UP. A little fuming inside when I knew that the rest weren't going to appear. But guilt kept on building up inside too due to our last minute gift-choosing. Only bought seniors typical-and-totally-predictable chocolates. At least the previous year Benedict and I bothered to go to Jurong Point and get tiny customised shirts for Ian and Stickman. The other day I went to gatecrash a trumpets outing at YanTing's house, they were baking muffins and cookies for the seniors. Had a lot of fun, but that didn't push away the nagging feeling behind my mind that percussion should do the same for their seniors too. Omg. Gatecrasher's guilt.

DECIDED: I WILL GET MY SUCCESSOR(LOL) SPARKLING JUICE or TOILET PAPER!

In the end JoeJee's excuse for not turning up to buy the presents was because his sister changed his alarm tone to a bangla song. OH WOW THEN WHY DID YOU EVEN COME FOR THE INVESTITURE? Hate people who are like this, even though I know it might not be his fault but, what, opinions aren't allowed?

Btw SayHua's socks are, so, REVOLUTIONARY! On them was this picture of KIMBUM! But I'd rather get mine with Christian's face =)

SIQI IS MY NEW SECTION LEADER OMG! Haha hope she can make up her mind about who is to be the next one LOL(if you're from our section you'd understand).

When people run in circles it's a very very, Mad World, Mad World~

Ok sorry, back.

Got the Quartermaster and Discipline Mistress post myself. OMG HOW TO SURVIVE. I don't even know how to start. At least I can get YuWei to help me for the QM but, get JoeJee to help me for DM? Can pigs fly? IT'S NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN.

i am qm BUT i will still do my job cos i love band and it's for the sake of the band

Can't believe I said this in a convo on msn. I know you can't believe it either.

zz CHACE just signed in to MSN.

Oh received merci chocolates from Daryl as a present. HAHA I KNOW WHY HE BOUGHT THEM! IT'S BECAUSE THEY'RE ON SALE HAHA!!

Took a section photo(okay skip, too painful to talk about).

There was a buffet.

OKAY DAMN I'M NOT GIVING ENOUGH DETAILS.

So there was a buffet in the canteen for the band consisting of chicken legs(everyone kept saying they were wings =.=), fried yellow noodles with squid, spicy fishballs, chocolate something, cheesecake, and MY FAVE: PUNCH!

Definitely drank more than 5 cups.

KT is goddamn stupid he was complaining about how he got the LOUSY ASL post and firing many highly unoriginal 'fuck them's in all directions loudly and didn't know Madam Zuraidah and Mr Tan heard everything behind him. Oh well, his loss.

After the buffet SiQi and I went loitering around, feeling stupidly full. We wanted to go home but thought that we'd wait for the trumpeteters. After another 15 foolish minutes of fruitless waiting we just went up to the band room and FOUND THE WHOLE LOT OF THEM THERE!

Suddenly feel like sleeping...bye bye come back to read my mighty blog again!

GATECRASHING AT YANTING'S HOUSE NOW BAKING TRUMPET COOKIES!

*name changed to protect identity

Band practice yesterday again. The only highlight of that day is Felix conducting(would say he's a pretty good conducter), unless you want to count *Bastard's unexpected coming of band. Bastard was trying to GL Felix by crashing the cymbals and bashing the bass drum with unneccessary violence because he wanted Felix's student conducter position. OH MY GOD I've never thought that a GUY would behave so childishly! Only thought girls were this bitchy(oh well we're girls). Thought a guy would go into their "cave" and 1)don't talk 2)sleep 3)stay there until he feels fine again. And just look at the way Bastard stands and sits. Severely hunched back, half-alive. IF he became our student conducter then our band would be known as "Band of the Living Dead".

Anyway, the way Felix reacted was so cool! Much more dignified than Bastard's behaviour. Will not dive into details, but Felix 是我的新偶像!

I hate it when movie credits start rolling, especially when I’m watching the movie in a cinema. During the movie it’s like a fantasy, dream come true, regardless of whether it’s a hilarity or heart-wrencher. It’s like nothing matters as long as the film continues rolling. It’s like all I have to do is to continue grasping on to the silver screen. But when the lights flicker on, when the ending music starts playing, it’s like, game over, goodbye, back to reality with a hard bump. Even when I’m with friends, it feels as if I’ve nowhere to go next, like I’m homeless, like nobody wants me.

Abominable movie credits!

Random day after school in class:

Mr Ling, "Those who can't go for the physics SPA, meet me outside the class!"
Meng Ting, " Everyone pay the $3 for geog file!"
Nicholas, "Eh pass up the China trip form!"
Qin Si, "Hand in Maths file!"


Mmm I love 306.

Conductor: Passengers, as you all know the New Haven line is known as the Love Line, because of our red colors and red schedules. For Valentine's Day why not buy a loved one a ticket? Nothing says "I love you" like a Metro North ticket! Imagine the look on your mother-in-law's face when she opens up her present to find a one way trip to Manhattan!

--Metro North Train

MY SISTER IS A FUCKTARD! EFFING FUCKTARD! START THE CONVO WITH ME FIRST AND THEN ARGUE W/ ME THEN BLAME ME WHEN IT'S TOTALLY NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS IN THE FIRST PLACE?? THE WHOLE THING DOESN'T EVEN INVOLVE YOU YOU BITCH!

I LOVE xDjM I WANT TO GO HOME WITH YOU ALL, LAUGH WITH YOU ALL, GATHER EVERY MORNING AT THE LIFT LOBBY WITH YOU ALL, CRACK LAME JOKES WITH YOU ALL, HAVE ANOTHER OUTING WITH YOU ALL AND GO TO BAND WITH YOU ALL!! ESPECIALLY BAND! MYE FASTER GET THE HELL OUT OF OUR LIVES, I CAN'T STAND IT ARGHH!! THEN WE CAN GO CRAZY AGAIN!!! CAN'T WAIT!! TOMORROW !!

22 people you know:

1) Liu Qian
2) Felicia
3) Yanting
4) Maggie
5) Sylvia
6) Pearlie
7) Siqi
8) Joy
9) Weisiang
10) Chongee
11) Hui Zhen
12) Aloysius
13) Anyang
14) Zhiyu
15) Ian
16) Benedict
17) Joejee
18) Ashley
19) Magdelene
20) Min Quan
21) Lambo
22) My Alter Ego

*How did you meet 7 (SiQi)?
Sec One Band Percussion 2007!

*What would you do if you had never met 15 (Ian)?
Um, then I wouldn't've been able to get my hands on his science notes HAHA!

*What would you do if 20 and 1 dated (Min Quan AND LIU QIAN??!!)?
I would bloody behead them man!

*Have you ever seen 17 cry (Joejee)?
No but he did.

*Would 3 and 6 make a good couple (Yanting and Pearlie)?
6 got her 10 PUR-LEASE!

*Would 4 and 16 make a good couple (Maggie and Benedict)?
BUAHAHAHAHAHA!! no lah maggie's too pretty =)

*describe 19 (Magdelene)
Severely Extremely Terribly Critical

*Do you like 17 (Joejee)?
Why him again? All right yes.

*Do you think 21 is attractive (Lambo)?
Me NO. Sylvia YES

*What is 5’s favorite color (Sylvia)?
MUST BE PURPLE PURPLE! GAY PURPLE!

*When was the last time you talked to 9 (Weisiang)?
Last Thursday HAHA SO FUNNY!

*What language(s) does 11 speak (Hui Zhen)?
English Chinese Spanish.

*Who is 13 going out with (Anyang)?
Lol they're going to break up sooner or later..

*What year is 16 in (Benedict)?
Uh O.o..2009?

*What is 14's favourite music (Zhiyu)
Lol I think she doesn't ever listen to music..alright CO!

*Would you ever date 7 (SiQi)?
LOL NO WAY!

*Would you ever date 3 (Yanting)?
LOL NO NO WAY!

*Where does 18 live (Ashley)?
Dunno..must be some high-class fully air-coned apartment..

*What is the best thing about 4 (Maggie)?
Very funny..doesn't seem to get angry =.= sells guide cookies, and she drops down!

*What would you like to tell 10 right now (Chongee)?
Daijoubu HAHAHAHA!

*What is the best thing about 20 (Min Quan)?
His sarcastic streak.

*Have you ever kissed 1 (LiuQian)?
Wish I could lol!

*What’s the best memory you have of 9 (Weisiang)?
Lol the 1234567 joke =)

*When’s the next time you’re going to see 4 (Maggie)?
HMMM TUESDAY ? !

*Is 2 pretty (Felicia)?
pretty pretty =)

*What was your first impression of 15 (Ian)?
HAHAHA SO WTH!! HAHA I LAUGH FINISH FIRST HAHA!! hmm okay..i thought he was very bushuang cos he was sitting like gangster shaking leg and listening to music.

*How did you meet 3 (Yanting)?
102 LONG STORY LAH!

*Is 5 your best friend (Sylvia)?
ONE OF THEM +)

*Describe 22 (My Alter Ego)
Amazing, mischievous, critical, lazy and SEXSHY HA! also intellectually attractive.

*Have you seen 18 in the last month (Ashley)?
Lol just last Thursday!

*Last time you saw 16 (Benedict)?
he was eating with zoelyn and Mr Tan!!

*Have you been to 21’s house (Lambo)?
hmm..a bit off =.=

*When’s the next time you’ll see 8 (Joy)?
TUESDAY ? :D

*Are you really close to 13 (Anyang)?
Rofl I went out with her once with her in my grandma's shoes and me in my PE shorts(the pair with a hole in the right leg).

*Have you been to the movies with 4 (Maggie)?
Nearly but no =(

*Have you gotten in trouble with 8 (Joy)?
I'd like to HAHA!

*What does 12 like to eat (Aloysius)?
Joy's brownies!

*Would you give 2 a hug (Felicia)?
Yup ! =D

*When have you lied to 13 (Anyang)?
So sorry!

*Do you know a secret about 11 (HuiZhen)?
If it's a secret how will i know..

*Have you met 1's mother (LiuQian)?
伯母, 请多多指教! (directly ctrl-c-ed from Magdelene's blog)

Female shopper to Bloomingdale's cologne sprayer: Don't you dare spray your $30 over my $150.

--Perfume Aisle, Bloomingdale's



Black guy, cutting in front of line at movie theater: Excuse me, Barack Obama is President now. Thank you.

--AMC Movie Theater

Overheard by: Emmy



This is funniest HAHA!

Young teen guy to girlfriend: You see, I got hairline issues. You know, 'cuz when you get older, your hair follicles increase and your hair is less. I'm not used to my hair. It used to be here (points to his forehead), but now it's here. (points to the same place on his forehead) I got hairline issues.

--4 Ttrain

Overheard by: Megz

FOR MORE VISIT OVERHEARD IN NEW YORK!!

Oh alright maybe I was wrong.

Everyone I bloody fucking hate my sister she always makes me wanna slap her everytime I need the computer to do something and she's using then she would purposely open a window and say she's doing work then later you check her she's playing some lame game only losers play so she's a goddamn loser. She's bloody fucked up tell you and she's also scared of the dark when i'm showering at night she'll go purposely off the light and when i shout she'll say,"oops sorry" and then on it again. later you ask her then she'll say "sorry accidentally off" just because she's bloody scared of the dark means she has to do this to me. she even on the light when she's using toilet in the morning can why is she so fucking pathetic why is she my sis i'd rather have anis or anyang as my sis OKAY! Maybe i'm just so immature.

Fuck her.

To my horrified, intelligent, mature readers: I apologize for this post in broken English and also for this childish outburst but I am just so angry at her. Maybe tomorrow I will reflect upon myself and find out I was wrong. But heck, not today.

OH MY GOD MY 天神 SO SO SO VERY SORRY I FORGOT YESTERDAY WAS EARTH HOUR SO SORRY I SWITCHED ON MY COMPUTER, TV, LIVING ROOM LIGHTS, BEDROOM LIGHTS, KITCHEN ROOM LIGHTS, TOILET ROOM LIGHTS OMG SO SO SO SORRY I WILL NOT WATCH TV FOR ONE WHOLE WEEK OKAY MUST FORGIVE ME! DON'T LET KARMA HAPPEN HOR! THANK YOU THANK YOU *KOUTOUS*

Male:

Andre
Benedict or bodoh
Christian (CODY!)
Danson
Eduardo
Felix (FABIAN!)
George
Harry
Ian
Jonathan lol joe jee
Karl
Leon (LAMBO) (LIU QIAN!!!)
Marcus (MOYU)
Nicholas
Orangutan, oh, Orgasm
Peter
Qiao Ru (aiyah cannot think of a male name)
Raymond
Sean
Tan
Unknown
Victor
Warren (WEI XIANG)
Xavier
Yuri
Zeus (ZACK!)

Female:

Apple
Belladonna
Carissa
Darcia
Elena
Felicia
Gabrielle
Hermione
Isabelle
Jillian (JOY!)
Keri
Larrisa
Mona (MAGGIE!)
Narcissa or Nandini
Opal
Petunia (PEARLIE!)
Queenie (QIAO RU!)
Rebecca
Samantha (SYLVIA SIQI!)
Tabitha
Ursula
Venus
Willow
Xylem
Yiting (YANTING)
Zara

Grandma: (holds up a toy) Look, this is a pig.
Aunt: (observes) No, it's a dog.
Grandma: No it's a pig, look at the ears!
Aunt: It has paws, not hoofs.
Grandma: I'm telling you, it's a pig!
Aunt: Dog!
Grandma: Pig!

Me: Why don't the two of you just sleep?

This morning:

Me: Aye get up we're late!
Sister: (strolls out of the room slowly and looks at the clock) It's still early what..
Me: You stupid shit now is 6.40am not 5.40am, you think life is so easy ah?!

1. YOUR REAL NAME:
Li Yi Ting

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:
(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle.)
Tinizzle. Woots!

3. YOUR SPY NAME:
(favorite color and favorite animal)
Silver pussy.

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME:
(your middle name and street you live on/or neighborhood if it's a number)
Yiclementi

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME:
(the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)
Tinli =.=

6. YOUR SUPERHERO/CRIMINAL NAME:
(Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite drink)
Black ice-blended.

7. YOUR IRAQI NAME:
(2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, 1st letter of your last name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, and last letter of your moms first name).
Intiylz

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME:
(parents middle names).
Yuan li.

9 . YOUR GOTH NAME:
(black, and the name of one of your pets).
No pet except for that awful terrapin which I'm always thinking of ways to get rid of, but if I ever get a cat I'll call it Qian Qian, so:
Black Qian Qian

10 . YOUR HOOD NAME:
(first 3 of your first name and add -iqua.)
Tiniqua

i so angry my father say i dled virus into the computer i whrgot i tell you karma will happen and he will choke on the apple he's eating now

FROM QIAORUUUUU!

Use the first letter of your name to answer each of the following questions. They have to be real places, names, things - nothing made up. You cannot use your own name for the boy/girl name.

1) What is your name?
Li

2) A four-letter word:
Luck

3) A vehicle:
Lorry

4) A boy's name:
LiuQian! lol okay Lionel

5) A girl's name:
Lucinda

6) An occupation:
Laksa seller

7) Something you wear:
AHA LINGERIE!

8) A celebrity:
AHA THIS ONE CAN SAY LIUQIAN!

9) Something found in a bathroom:
..Lubricants?

10) Reason for being late:
LiuQian was with me.

11) Something you shout:
LIUQIAN! .. okay okay..LOSER!

12) A body part:
Lungs or lanjiao. You pick.

13) Word to describe yourself:
Lucky.

THAT'S IT! EVEN TETRIS THERAPY ISN'T WORKING NOW!

I'm scared. I can't even do ONE single sub-question on the A Maths 2008 Sec 3 Common Test Paper. I don't want to fail. I can't see the light in the ever-ending tunnel of numbers. Someone pull me out please. Please! Am desperate already!

Re-read The Devil Wears Prada for the 8th time yesterday. Lily uses fractions to choose her boyfriend! Inspired to do one for myself.

Basic 5:
1/10: intelligence
2/10: looks and height (>170cm)
3/10: sense of humour
4/10: sense of style
5/10: non-smoker, drug-ger, sniffer

Too good to hope for:
6/10: does not have psycho ex-girlfriends
7/10: able to play a musical instrument (NO PIANO! Drums allowed. Saxophone too if able to play like kimBURN! *HAHA YANTING*)
8/10: scores like Cristiano Ronaldo
9/10: enjoys the odd glass of wine
10/10: able to do magic, hypnotise people

Finally bought Vday pressies but forgot to bring them to school today! Feeling a little less guilty now..but sorry didn't buy for everyone!

Tsk what's Lambo??

Here comes jolly old Valentine's Day. The only day of the year when you will buy pressies for your attached because you feel compiled to, pressured to. The only day of the year when you are willing to spend bucks on your other half because you feel compiled to, pressured to. The only day of the year when you will start a giving a minuscule damn about your appearance and wear something other than your daily plain white tee because you feel compiled to, pressured to. The only day of the year when you start popping mints like crazy because you feel compiled to, pressured to. The only day of the year when you might actually shave your pubes. You bring her out to the theatres, to the cinemas, to the overcrowded-with-other-couples-smooching-and-groping cafes. Why try so hard. Really romantic day(not).

A Very Merry Christmas to you.

In a black silky shiny glossy short dress and killer 5-inch black heels, I scrutinized the couples in the royal ballroom steering gracefully to the slow melody. I heard someone calling me and when I turned around it was swoon and double swoon because my dance partner turned out to be 刘谦! OHMYGOD OHMYGOD! OHMYGOD X INFINITY!! I can totally pass out! But instead I put on my best smile and head over to him. THEN, just as I was THIS CLOSE,

"riiiing! riiiing!"

Turned out to be my mum. Hell you can't wait till my dream is over before you call and bother me with what to eat for dinner or what?! Sheesh she's amazingly annoying.

Stoning because I missed my one-in-a-million chance of dream ever coming true.

Oh God I can't believe myself, I'm actually starting to like and respect Ms Jesse Lim. See I even call her Ms, last time I just 口口声声 Jesse Lim Jesse Lim. Today she gave us some prep talk and I've never listened more carefully to such things. So I suppose she's quite good after all, the way she speaks just makes us look up to her. And she's PRETTY! How come I've never noticed it before..except for her eyes which are just as intimidating as ever, but other than that she's got a nice bob and she's, uh, tall and willowy? No wonder there's such a big group of her well-wishers outside our class the first day all waiting anxiously for her. Ahem, I meant, fan club. I mean, ex-students. Including Abigail and JingWei and Ian. How loyal.

We have Fu Sheng Shiong as our Chinese Teacher. DANG, I was wishing for Cai Yi Fei. And to complete with Fonseka and Slacker Surin. They'd better set up that air-con sooner to compensate us.

Hey Lee Kuan Yew, you've been on my topmost blog entry for so long, so give me free CPF next time okay? =)) *beams like garfield*

Below content supposed to be published while I was in China.

我现在在 城阳区 青岛 中国 in front of my aunt's old computer on a hard uncomfortable wooden stool typing away with freezing fingers. 他妈的那个死暖气今天怎么不送啊！零下二度 okay? Snow just fell a few days ago.

青岛超帅 can! Plus 这里有好多地方可以逛! 利群, 大润发, 国货, 即墨批发市场! 还有，如果我能再吃一次康师傅的泡面和鸡柳，我就死也明目了。好啦没那么容易死。反正新加坡的泡面比起中国的是实在差劲。我吃他们的泡面好感动，以侯怕再也尝不上了！鸡柳 is nicer than school's Western stall's chicken drumlets(yes i know what a lousy comparison)!

我在中国，当然是看中国戏！妹妹看神探狄仁杰， 我看宝莲灯。哇二郎神和熬春好帅！好帅！百度都没有他们好看的照片，找到了一个二郎神还凑活的。后来我还买了宝莲灯的光碟，猜多少钱？才10 元！等于 2 新币！oh 美好的人生!

I am glad today that it's Lee Kuan Yew's birthday. Without him Singapore would never have come this far. Therefore I thank him for his contributions to this country, to today's Singapore. Happy 85th Birthday Mr Lee Kuan Yew, spend it meaningfully. And get better soon.

Maggie and I did our own comic strip today.

Got a joke for y'all which I think is hilarious. May not seem funny to you but nobody asked you to laugh anyway.

You know all those political parties we're learning about? PAP, UPF, WP, DP.

PAP is Pay And Pay
UPF is U Pay First
WP is Why Pay
DP is Don't Pay

Guest blogging today

Lalalalala

The *mysterious person* is back!!!!

RAWR... so sian... tt new ms soh taught for 1 lesson.... some comments on her

1. dono how teach
2. damn sucky
3. to be contiuned

*grabs your ear* LISTEN UP DORK! I am fucking tired of this mediocre life. Tomorrow I will change and you will see me in the Olympics going for the mile run in 5-inch stilettos. I will enter the Singapore Idol auditions and sing very loudly and very badly to Joni Mitchell's Big Yellow Taxi. I will hack into the school's cockpit system, erase all the information, re-insert everyone's name as YangWei and I will write in huge letters on the office doors: Yiting did it. I will score a date with some random guy at Zouk. And I shall shave my head bald with a little tuft behind and don zebra print to school everyday from now onwards.

BEWARE!! Above's code to a secret message to be transmitted to terrosists currently hiding in Afghanistan. (Of course they will get the message my blog is bloody famous in Afghanistian you know.) It's to tell them to slip something druggie into the Chinese Olympics Team's drinks so that they will be tested positive of doping and banned from all future Games unless they run around their Bird's Nest Stadium three times with only a poncho on.

K lah it's wasting my time. The fancy title just means I love the Olympics. In Greek. Olympics originated from Greece mah.

You love the Olympics too don't you? Huh don't you huh huh don't you? Who doesn't. LOL yesterday the tv was showing the Olympics and my sister and I were watching then my mother tell us to off tv cuz we're going out to eat. Then we tell her to hep us to 打包. Then she was like damn pissed. Hey the Olympics come and go only ONCE EVERY 4 YEARS! You'd be mad not to be chasing after every game! And what the hell yesterday my aunt's husband just came to Singapore?! Crazy or what with the Games going on in China and you come flowing back the opposite way to Singapore?!

Anyway, stupid channels they broadcasted fencing FINALS and gymnastics at the same time. Then I was trying frantically to switch between two channels fast enough to catch every move. Fencing rocks. The challenger for men's fencing finals from China was this hunk but his name makes me go LOL. Zhong Man. Everytime I hear it I will think of 中Man. In other words medium sized man. Not really funny but when the commentor says "And the point goes to Zhong Man!" then I will double up. But WTF HE WON! I wanted Nicholas Lopez from France to win. Oh whatever at least he's dashing.

Freaking why are almost all the gorgeous men in gymnastics(except for Yang Wei)? Especially this French guy Hamilton Sabot. Here. K maybe he doesn't look very nice in the website but he's like melting hot on tv.

Enough of Olympics. USA is going to win this year no matter what or if not, they WILL at the 2012 London Olympics. By then let's hope China realises what "Chicken without sexual life" really means.

Argh I suddenly want to watch the Fifa World Cup so much. I miss Miroslav Klose.

Fuck I hate all people in yellow polos and geeky high-waisted overwashed dog-eared jeans. Yesterday a man donned in this horrible manner walked past me and turned to look back. I thought he was looking at my band uniform which was dangling from my arm. After that he was like walking around 5 metres in front of me. Then he STILL KEEP ON TURNING BACK! And no offence okay but his face and expression just give me the feeling that he's mentally retarded or something. No seriously. I'm not typing this because I want to insult him(k partly lah who ask him so freaky) but then his eyes are like blur and glazed over and looking into halfway into somewhere distant and halfway at me. SCARY OKAY! So to avoid him I slowed down until I came to a void deck and I couldn't see him anymore. Then after a while hell he appeared in front again! And he was like pretending to tie his shoelaces and when I got there he just happen to tie finish. Idiot man. Don't go freaking out people like that can! I slowed down my pace again and he just keep on looking back. Somemore not from the corner of his eye but turning his whole head around. CAN BE MORE DISCREET OR NOT?! In the end I was just so angry I just kept glaring at him and he finally went away. One point to Moxbury. *Shows her two fingers V.*

Let's see, nothing much happened yesterdayexcept that it was the Olympics' starting day. Which country d'you think is going to snag the first place? I think it's the US(it's obvious). And even if they DON'T win it's totally alright because in the overall medal count every nation is short of 1000+ medals to beat them.

Performed for national day celebration. If you go hopping around blogs of band members you will see unanimous statements of "BAND ROCKED YESTERDAY!" Makes me go LOL but perhaps we really are one united group of people =]


Anyway, boombiyala boombiyala boombiyala boombiyala I love the whole world.

Went to the playground yesterday with a friend then while she was playing swings I was sleeping on the bench. After I woke up she said got all the maids and aunties staring at me just now cuz I was in my uniform somemore. And I occupied 1.64 metres of the bench causing three aunties to stand. Whatev. I was sleeping.

Had a popsicle for dinner. Grape flavoured =D


Fuck today I am so so so annoyed by Jonathan Quack, He wanted us to STAND if we read the chinese newspaper instead of the Olympic worksheet. He was forcing us to read it, like we're all Olympic freaks lik him. Not that I'm insulting all the athletes. Just think he's an idiot. Nabeh.

And when our class was playing hangman I just can't guess the words. Only managed the first one, which is Chevrolet. But it was posed by Magdelene who is in my group so is doesn't count and anyway some other groups guessed it first.

Couldn't guess Blood Diamond
Couldn't guess Finest Fashion
Couldn't guess Pooh and Bear
Couldn't guess Perlini's Silver
Couldn't guess Freddy versus Ghostbusters (sth like that)
Couldn't guess many more

Then LOL I finally hopped on the last word!

Guess: _ _ _ _ _ _ b _ _ _ _ _




Answer: Masturbation

Kay I felt really dumb when I blurted the answer out loud and it sounds like a sex-craved trollop.

AHEM AHEM AHEMHEMHEM.

*Drinks water*

AHEM AHEMHEM

LA~LA~LA~LAAA~

Thank you.

Had rehearsal for band today. And the marching and Khiat Tong's bass drum beat totally doesn't sound right.

Well as usual nothing much happened(of course, i've yet to seen something interesting happen to a Band Day=Bad Day) The major thing that occurred was that I got a scratched arm(marvellous!) On courtesy of JoeJee. Wth it's hurting like crazy when touched and together with my dark eye circles and blue-black patch on my knee, they make me look like I've spent the last 24 Hours nocturnal-ing and wading my way through a forest.

Shall post in singlish today.

TaDah she's done it again! Told her I wanted oranges but she brought back sour grapefruits.

According to my clock it's 8.58 pm and my dad is still rumaging through the fridge searching for what to cook.

Today Slacker Liang and Bunny Ling bored me all stupid.

Some things I suspect and think about teachers.

1) Mdm Leong is a reincarnation of QinShiHuang.

2) Ms Yeo is 1984's Miss Universe.

3) Mdm Surin received her trolley as a reward from agreeing to teach Physics.(I'm a Bio person~)

4) Mr Ling is the descendant of a colony of rabbits.

4) Ms Nornie lives in PaSEH PannJANNG.

5) Mr Adrian Tan should be the worldwide advertiser for kobe beef and Israel's cherry tomatoes.

6) Ms Chien suffers from speech defiency and menopause, as seen from her mood swings and incoherent loud rumbling.
[Just found out that I live near her. What a nightmare.]

7) Ms Goh in her spectacles looks cute just like a fresh university graduate (^^)

8) Mrs Blim should gain some weight in case Ms Garfield Ong crashes into the school someday weilding a chopper.

9) Mr Nicholas Liu is from China.

10) Ms Kee has removed her voicebox and therefore speaks monotonously.

11) Mrs Lim Lye Sim is overly enthusiastic and the way she talks just gives me goosebumps.

12) Mr B Tan is exceedingly lame and should get a second opinion on his jokes.

13) Ms Jesse Lim replaced her own eyeballs with a goldfish's.

14) Ms Nornie is a 自恋狂.

Tsk I told my mum I wanted BLUEBERRY BLUEBERRY BLUEBERRY. In the end she bought pasty red bean pancakes. So, after much fingering and arguments I peeled off the disgusting layer of red bean mush and spread grape jelly instead.

Today (what the hell) I went to drills yet again. Everytime I tell myself not to go but will always be dragged there by Joy. Or sometimes. Well anyway, after drills Aloysius, Say Hua, Joy, Si Qi, Vera, Hui Ying, Wei Siang, Yan Ting, Hui Shi, Pearlie, Jing Yi, Jia Qian, Justin, Xin Ting, Felicia, Joan, Patrick, Wei Siang's two anonymous friends and I played netball. K k I know listing out all the people sounds stupid. And I couldn't shoot at all.

After that (what the hell) when I reached my void deck, BOTH LIFTS were out of order. How convenient it was, especially since I was also suffering from acute leg cramps. As I tried flapping my arms and found out that I couldn't fly, I grudgingly took the stairs instead. (Fuming because I live at the tenth level.) Which cruel, cruel sadist would make a worn out girl climb such a hill of hell? The mere tiredness alone was enough to make one pass out but I'm a Right Little Ray Of Sunshine and so I reached the top(of course I didn't roll down or something). Five more steps! Four...three...two...one...there!

Today I have a Guest Blogger. Please welcome *a mysterious guest* he/she doesn't want to put her name!
*clapclap* RAWR... you have just spent 1min reading this stewpig post...

lulz nvms
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ok i shall officially post now

stupid pore lame... stole my cheeseballs, nutballs, fishballs, takoyaki balls, meatballs, prawnballs... just because he lacks balls!!! haiz..now i can only eat the ball that i stole from his... *ahem*

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:Dgee:D an old poem cre8ted by d blog owner and me!

Okay I deleted this part partly due to the fact that I know this is very bad and also because I don't this person mentioned to ever see it.

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Hey magdelene here. (not the person who wrote the above.)

This new blog skin took me ages to fix it right. The first disastrous attempt resulted in all the text overlapping each other. But I'm a right little ray of sunshine and I did my best to fix it so here it is..my brand new (blog) skin!

PS. Sylvia thinks that the takoyaki-selling guy at Takashimaya is dashing.

Today's my FRUITY FRIDAY!!

lalalala~
lalalala~
fruity friday~
tangy tangerines~
gorgeous grapes~
majestic mangoes~
all goes well on my Fruity Friday!

Kat Von D has her famous star tattoos above her left eye. Precisely the mirror-image spot where I'm suffering from a major acne problem. Some people are just born lucky. Or do they use the rabbit's foot? Why are rabbits' feet used for luck when they don't even work for the rabbit itself anyway?

I went to Jurong Point on Wednesday with Si Qi and Sylvia to satisfy my then-irresistible urge to eat crepes. But when I actually stepped in front of the store the whole thing just lost its appeal. Aww and the poor little plastic crepes on display seemed to wilt with disappointment.

So we went to Pizza Hut instead and I ordered CHICKEN NEPOLITAN. I just love pasta(with sauce of course). It's Man's Real Food. What did Neil Armstrong say when he landed on the moon? "That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for pasta." What is McDonald's catchline? "I'm lovin pasta."

Oh whatever. Chicken nepolitan is just lip-smackingly delicious. Deliziosi! Meraviglioso!

Going to Far East tomorrow with Si Qi and Sylvia again! And happy birthday to Si Qi!

I hate Fucking Twisted Blim and I live in vain hope that someday her intestines will all roll out.

First Quiz Ever.

Rules

1. Put music player to shuffle mode.
2. For each question, press next button for the answer.
3. Put down the song title no matter how silly it sounds.
4. Put comments in brackets.

1. If someone says "Is this okay?" you say:
- No No by Raghav. {Yep. Of course it's NOT okay.}

2. How would you describe yourself?
- Numb by Linkin Park. {Brrr!}

3. What do you like in a girl/boy?
- Tattoo by Jordin Sparks. {Ohhh babe I go weak in my knees over your brilliant ink.}

4. How do you feel today?
- Scream by Glay. {I felt like screaming my lungs out at some particular g(l)ay.}

5. What's your life's purpose?
- I Can Hear The Bells by Nikki Blonsky. {Am I destined to be an ice cream seller?}

6. What is your motto?
- I can give you Gatsby. {No I can't but I can give you a punch if you like.}

7. What do your friends think of you?
- Emotion by Rie Tanaka. {*in horror* I'M NOT EMO!}

8. What do you think of your parents?
- He Said, She Said by Ashley Tisdale. {He said and she said that I'm not working hard enough and I say that they are Fuckin annoying.}

9. What do you think of very often?
- Balloons by TVfXQ. {I think of teachers as balloons so that I can...BANG!}

10. What is 2+2?
- Love So Sweet by Arashi. {Perhaps a calculator would be more suitable for this job. Either that or your brain.}

11. What do you think of your best friend?
- Ghost by Plastic Tree. {Hmm, don't take this personally.}

12. What do you think of the person you like?
- Right Where You Want Me by Jesse McCartney. {Perhaps he's always where I want him to be.}

13. What is your life story?
- Star Time by Hey! Say! JUMP. {Oh of course I'm dedicated to be a star for my whole life.}

14. What do you wanna be when you grow up?
- Maneater by Nelly Furtado. {Actually, no. I want to be an architect but I'll eat your brains if I can.}

15. What do you think of when you see the person you like?
- Coward by SS501. {Oops. Not a good sign.}

16. What will you dance at your wedding day?
- Rock Steady by All Saints. {It's gonna be a hip wedding.}

17. What will they play at your funeral?
- Sing Me Spanish Techno by The New Pornographers. {Perhaps my funeral will be held in Spain and everyone from Real Madrid will attend it.}

18. What is your hobby/interest?
- Talk Play Love by Anyband. {No I only like to sleep.}

19. What is your biggest fear?
- Bring On The Bling by Black Chill, Jaz' Mina and Ebony Burks. {This is kinda right. I'm afraid of being without money.}

20. What is your biggest secret?
- Suddenly I See by KT Tunstall. {Suddenly I see you prying into my secrets.}

21. What do you think of your friends?
- Sleep by Azure Ray. {Lol no I only think of sleeping when I see teachers who look like Ms Yeo.}

22. What will you post this as?
- So Excited by Janet Jackson. {*Wags finger* Don't get excited~~)

The date of this post is supposed to be 25/5/2008.

*Fawns over blog* I missed you! It's been long! *stops* like I would ever fawn over this damn page, even if I'm forced to head-on with a rotten banana. But that doesn't make sense.

Well today was really interesting to me during ICT, or as Magdelene termed it, Ice Cream Time. We played Blow Wind Blow, a game which was totally foreign to me. But then after some time I was hooked. It was really really really fun!

Oh before I forget, how do you pronounce "somebody"?

Yep I heard it. You said "somebirdie". Will somebirdie clean up this mess? Will a bird clean up this mess?


I went ALL the way to Dhoby Ghaut's Coolzone today with Sylvia where I watched her spend $100+ while poor me only had 2 bucks. I vote for wealth re-distribution.

Oh I walked past a person digging his nose today on the street. Now now we all dig our noses there's no denying that, just as you can't deny that you always leave a pair of crumpled underpants in the corner of the bathroom every time you shower, don't pretend you don't. But seriously did he really felt so strong the urge to do it in front of other people's eyes? And I saw a woman who looked like a hippy beside him. She was wearing a tie-dyed tube top and some kinda sarong. Wild style actually, but I like it.

But I don't like her as much as I like myself. I like everything about me from my blood to my postal code. Sweet.

Sometimes I wonder if it is right for women to go by caesarian birth. Perhaps if you're really unable to give birth naturally, it's okay to go under the knife. But I don't think it's right if you just think you're too posh to push, plus all those excuses about your huband minding whether your hallway might be a lot wider. And I hate women using surrogates. Yes again if it's due to health problems, but not to fear of weight gain.

Well anyway, yesterday's Parent Teacher Conference was a total disaster. It should be renamed as Parent Teacher Criticism or something like that. Ms Kee and my mum was criticizing me from head to toe. They didn't actually say it but that was more or less what they meant.

Now the holidays are here and strangely, I suddenly want to go back to school again even if it means attending all those lessons that guarantee extreme drowsiness in five minutes. At least it's better than staying at home everyday with nothing to distract you from the sweltering heat. Yes there is no air-conditioning in my living room.

I'm bored I'm bored I'm bored I'm bored.
(I'm bored) X Infinity = Nothing but boredom and lame results, like this equation

Tomorrow, all boredom will resume at NHHS, so I advise all students now to have some fun and demolish your house, or just smear paint over your goddamn parents' faces. If you hate them, like me.

I want to post about some really old stuff today, say, my holiday in Kukup last year. I remember at the fish farm, a little girl told me that the blood of a certain fish bred there can cure AIDS. I was so surprised that I almost fell off the wooden plank into the murky water(what an exaggeration). Well I thought it was absurb anyway. Why are the top scientists in the world still working their asses off at that very minute trying to find a cure for AIDS when it is readily available in Kukup? Absurb.

I wonder if being a journalist is the ideal career for me when I grow up. I don't mean being those food critics in 8 days who over-use the term "food orgasm" or being in the "fashion police" in Urban. I mean like those writers in Straits Times who write Real articles. But I wouldn't mind being a movie critic when I can get to watch movies free everyday! Hopefully.

I've picked up a new hobby and it's about making lists. Here's one that I made up earlier.

Bad names for cats:
Carol
Snowy
Padfoot
Snowball
Mango

I have a million things to post about but when I actually DO sit in front of this crappy computer of mine, everything just vanishes in a puff. This is due to my extremely short attntion span.

So now I'm actually racking my brain to think of something interesting to post about.

Stop that jeering. My already-low self-esteem is now digging a hole down to Australia.

The school holidays are so near yet seem so far away. I just can't wait. I want to stop going to somewhere which I pay to receive huge helpings of scoldings and boredom (Mdm Surin) everyday. I want to do something constructive with myself instead of just maintaining a good student image with glassy eyes everytime the word "Math" is mentioned. Even making instant pudding with Silly putty as batter and playing minesweeper appeals more to me now.

I just dug out my Primary 4 uniform yesterday and astonishingly I still can fit into it, and its still Big. Perhaps my mum bought a size so big back then that she only meant for it to fit till I'm thirty-six. I can wear the uniform as a vintage blouse to work everyday.

Today someone at band was embarrased out of his skin at being teased at his special way of doing push-ups.

I'm really bored now so I did a quiz on Blogthings.

You Are 68% Paranoid Schizophrenic

You definitely have a chance of being a paranoid schizophrenic. Crazy or not, you certainly don't have a good grip on reality!

I did another one that labeled me as "Profoundly Disturbing". Not a good sign.

Mmm I just came back from Tea Chapter with 202, and for all those ignorant people out there who think it's a book, Tea Chapter is a tiny so-called restaurant tucked away in some dusty corner of Singapore.

I SO love their herbal berbal eggs and I ate three today with one on courtesy of Ziliang's mum(thank you). God and I can't believe Lionel can eat five eggs himself in one day. A few more years later and his blood will flow with pure cholesterol.

Today I was acting the idiot with Tea Chapter's business card held firmly in my mouth and trying to talk at the same time. Sounded like Double Dutch. Or just Moxbury's unique tongue.

I am really annoyed at not being able to touch the exit sign by jumping. Half the boys in my class are able to do so, I think. Maggie and I practise it every time we get the chance to and risk being seen as fools. Boo I'm not short I'm just tired out at jumping. Someday I'll reach it you just wait.

I absolutely hate my sister. She never fails to get me in trouble with my mother no matter in what situation. I just want to PUNCH THE BLOODY DAYLIGHTS OUT OF HER.

Don't remind me of the meatball incident. I might puke out all I'd ate. I might get bulimia.

I detest my mum too. Or just her nagging. I've developed an allergy to her voice. The moment I hear it my whole body tenses up and twitches and I get the uncontrollable urge to pull her hair out by the fistful. Very soon she'll be a regular client at Beijing 101.

I just went to changi airport to fetch my mother yesterday on an Empty Stomach. So, to mute the loud rumbling, I requested that we eat at the airport. And my goddamn father had the nerve to say, " Airport food is expensive, let's go home and eat."

You can save on my plays, you can save on my wears. But I refuse to accept it if you scrimp on my food comsumptions and studies. Few days ago, you won't even allow me to print some pictures at the printing shop for my project. Fine. I get the idea that you want me to fail.

On the way to the airport yesterday, I, fortunately, managed to get a seat on the MRT. Then in waddled this horizontally-challenged woman who gave me a I-need-that-seat-more-than-you look. But she stepped on my foot to hint that oh-I'm-tired-and-can't-stand-steadily-so-you-ignorant-adolescent-should-stand-instead.

I actually gave up my seat and my sister beside me, stood up too. The bloody woman sat down without a word of thanks and put her shopping bag on my sister's seat. I can understand if you're too full of flab and need to take up to seats, but to occupy it with a bag on a crowded train? Her skin is thicker than ten people's.

Don't wrong me. I don't discrimate against plump people unless they're Miss Yeo.

I'm so glad the holidays are only two weeks away. The euphoria allows me to stay awake even during Mr Ling's lesson when he umms his way through a load of crap. But I do hope that will score well this term. If I am thrown into the last few positons of the class again, I will marry Alex Ferguson and go braless for the rest of my life.

Jeri Spirit Moxbury is proud to announce that she scored an A grade in today's NAPHA 2.4km run.

Big deal. Half the class got an A.

But nevertheless, it's still an achievement and therefore, I rewarded myself with two ice creams. Groan, the calories lost today are piled back on my wobbly thighs.

I bought TWO McFlurries from MacDonalds(Oreo and Milo). The Milo version didn't taste as nice as I thought it would be, perhaps due to my intense dislike to MILK. But I love the rich smooth taste of vanilla ice cream blended immaculately with crushed Oreo biscuits. Heavenly.

I sound like a cheapskate who can be easily satisfied with cheap ice cream from Macs. From now on I'm going to raise my standards. Now I crave thick chocolate ice cream topped with genuine whipped cream and drizzled in the sweetest dark chocolate syrup.

Adios people, while I leave in search of this perfect sundae.

Ugh I think I'm infected by a disease called no-life-vitis. I was feeling really bored yesterday and guess what I did? I Logged Into Neopets. The ultimate no-life thing to do. There was so much stuff for me to do and out of all of them I chose to log into Neopets. UGH I FEEL SO ASHAMED. And I played all the lame games there like faerie bubbles, jelly blobs of doom and hassee bounce. UGHH!!

I still read Horrible History. They're interesting kay? Better than reading all those self-help books. Why is he/she always shunned/ignored? Because he/she reads self-help books. I read about the Groovy (ancient) Greeks. Groovy.

Imagination:

I am in the great hall surrounded by slaves who are bowed down with noses touching their ground. Dressed in silk and damask studded with precious stones, I toyed with my fingers the long strands of top-quality pearls trailing from my ear lobes. The room was magnificently decorated with rich cloth hanging from the ceiling. Servants were in one line and with each of them was a plate of jewels pending my approval, goods ones kept, others discarded like garbage. As I laid there leisurely savouring wine out of a golden goblet, my favourite personal maid (on her knees) announced, "Your Highness, I've just peeled you another grape."



Excuse me. That was absurb. Now I'll do something more useful such as checking the Neopoints balance in my Neopets account.

Footnote: no-life-vitis in highly infectious.

I, Jeri Spirit Moxbury, am Miserable. Not Monday morning miserable, but numbing, bone-deep miserable. And I'll tell you why.

I must migrate to America next month.
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You actually believed that.

Nah I'd be happy if that really happened to me. The real reason is:

My heart has been stolen by Christian Siriano, whose heart has been stolen by Brad Walsh, who is a guy and have been dating him since last year. That makes Christian a homosexual and me a future spinster.

(If you don't know who Christian Siriano is, I suggest you go look him up or, to make it easier, just slap yourself.)

Now I'm solely left with my white teddy bear for comfort. If HE starts to like other male teddy bears then I'd do my nut.

Everything seems to be going wrong. Sorry for being moody but I'm a pisces.

Today, I just found out that I'm number 26 in class for history. I'm gonna hate this number forever. I hate number 3 too. I only need another 3 cm each for my standing broad jump and sit-and-reach to get rank A. And yes even though 7 is my lucky number, I didn't really like to do just 7 inclined pull-ups.

Thankfully, I was cheered up when I got home. The minute I opened the front door, the wonderful aroma of food wafted out to me. I was so delighted to find out that my sister was making meatballs! She's a much better cook than I. I examined her plate and the meat balls were a little burnt at the side. Minus one point. But it tasted heavenly like food from heaven and I ate half a dozen myself. (I MUST be a vegetarian!) A much better welcome home present than the list of homework left on the table by my parents.

I read finish Adeline Yen Mah's autobiography, Falling Leaves, yesterday. It was, in my opinion, very touching and well-written. She and a teacher fell in love with each other when she was abroad. How sweet! However, her teacher refused to accept her as his girlfriend. Oh and don't be mistaken by my "how sweet!" I'm not encouraging relationships between students and teachers. Personnally, I wouldn't want to go out with Mr Paul Ling, or (euch!) Mr Nicholas Liu.

I finally managed to prise the computer away from my father's surprisingly tight and stubborn grip. Told him I need to do homework on ace-learning. I know I shouldn't be lying to someone who provides me with pocket money everyday but seriously, all he ever does on the computer is to look at and buy stocks and shares. Not like he's making money anyway, so I don't feel the least bit guilty for my lie =D

And UNFORTUNATELY, my plan to sneak out yesterday didn't turn out to be as successful as I thought it would be. I DID buy a bottle of something but my father questioned where I'd gone after I got back. Turns out he does notice me after all. So I told him and he gave me a sound lecture about saving money. It's only a dollar! Adults are misers.

I'm having some kinda gloopy glunky grey noodles later for dinner cooked and bought in Chinatown by my mother who only thinks something is delicious if it tastes the equivalence of sewage to me. In other words, she thinks sewage is delicious.

Today on the way home Sylvia treated Si Qi and I to Sweet talk because of something I can't remember. I ordered strawberry ice-blended without pearls and Mr Adrian Tan is partly responsible for causing me to dislike pearls even more. He said that those looked like goat's droppings. Yuck! There can't be a worse comparison than that! I'll get Sweet Talk to sue him over insulting their popular and precious black tapioca balls. Well there was this guy behind me from Clementi Town Secondary who bought exactly what I bought, without the pearls too. Talk about having no opinion of his own. Or maybe he was just an ex-student of Mr I-think-goat's-droppings-resemble-tapioca-balls.

Speaking of teachers, I think they shouldn't cut queues in our canteens. Such things even happened in my primary school before. Hello? Why do you want us to go back to class on time and then prevent us from doing so by wasting our time and cutting our queues? Why set examples for us when you don't want us to follow you? To hell with these self-contradictory people.

I saw something that lifted my spirits to a peak higher than Mount. Everest today near the MRT station. There was this guy who looked like a Chinese version of Christian Siriano! Omg and he actually stopped to ask me for directions! His charming eyes and sexy voice just makes me wanna _____. But I'm a good girl and I will concentrate on my studies and I won't even glance a second time if I see another Tom, Dick, Harry or Yu Xuan on the street =].

Today during English lesson Miss Mah seemed a Little pissed off. She's becoming more like Mdm Surin(shut up! so irritating!) I suspect Mdm Surin's occasional outbursts of bad temper is due to menopause.

I have something important to announce. Yes more important than what you're having for dinner tonight.*takes a deep breath* I officially screwed today's Geography, Chemistry tests and the NSW Science.

Wow! That was dramatic.

Thank you Si Qi for lending me your Geography textbook to study(even though I still flunked) =]




YOUR REWARD: your name typed out in glitter text. Okay this was the best I could think of(took the idea from belvia).

For the Chem test I didn't even know how to draw the structure thingy. It was the same as CO2 and I knew that. But guess what I drew? C20. What the heck is that? Apparently a new element discovered by Moxbury. I shall name it after me as Moxygen.

The NSW was taken after school and I only knew about this test today. Yes I know I'm ignorant. Before that I was supposed to go to Great World City with Eurona, Magdelene and Meisee to enjoy free Ben & Jerry's ice cream. In the end I was trapped in the class doing a bloody testpaper and I blame it All on the Science Department. If I ever get the chance I'll kick their asses to Chiang Mai and their limbs would be chopped off and they would have to be used as beggars. Especially for Jesse Lim. Oops. Mrs Lim. Hmm I'd better watch out. If she reads this blog I'll be sent to pick rubbish too. Ah well, Fat Chance.

I'm currently in need of a shit load of cash. Partly to fix my poop-like hair. The layers have all grown long and my hair just hangs there limply like a squirrel's tail with no personality.

My I'm dying of thirst! My throat feels drier than the Sahara desert and if someone would offer me a drink now I would be forever grateful and go to Afica to do volunteer work. The blueberry tea I had for today's lunch seemed like a million years ago. Actually I might have a chance to sneak out now to get myself a bottle of Sprite. My dad's engrossed in a phone call with his old friend concerning hainanese chicken rice and my sister's on the computer playing RuneScape. Why am I the only interesting person in this house? It seems unlikely for them both to notice me even if I tapdance naked in front of them. Yes I definitely have a chance. See you soon then I'm going out to save my throat.

So I've just started blogging. Big deal.

Actually it took me a long time to decide whether to start a blog or not. There I was, lying on my bed trying to make up my mind, with random outbursts of euphoria concerning the most recent match between Chelsea and Manchester United (chelsea won 2-1). Well I'm a Chelsea girl =] Now I'm off topic. Well I've looked through millions of blogs, hilarious ones, depressing ones, crazy ones, and blogs belonging to all those camera whores. Film-wasters, I call them. Read: I don't have anything personal against camera whores. I just think it's a waste of time. But if you're in to it then i say GO! See you made me go off topic again. Hmm and I just suddenly got the urge to create a blog. That's why I'm forfeiting my studying time and risking failing the Geography test tomorrow to stare at this blank screen.


Up till this point, have you wondered why I'm typing all these? You don't get it? So don't I.